part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[kikukikubeam]

[SUDDENLY A FLASH OF LIGHT]

[A strange nation dressed in frilly clothing wielding a strange wand appears]

Please do not be alarmed, citizens of the meme.

I am Kikuhime: protector of love, purity, and moe™

I have heard that there is some evil and corruption on this meme. Do you require my assistance?

[ex_mr_louie]

nope

[kikukikubeam]

I-Is that so? Surely there must be some ordeal that requires magical assistance?

[ex_mr_louie]

maybe

in my pants

[kikukikubeam]

Is there a monster that requires defeating within your pants?

[ex_mr_louie]

yes

it is a trouser snake

sob

[kikukikubeam]

Then please remove your pants and allow me to defeat this snake for you!

[ex_mr_louie]

okay

1/4

[kikukikubeam]

....

That is indeed a strange snake.

P-Please give me a moment.

2/3

[kikukikubeam]

KIKU

[kikukikubeam]

KIKU

4/4

[kikukikubeam]

BEAM!

[A SPARKLY WHITE SHOUJO BEAM IS SHOT AT THE STRANGE SNAKE]

Re: 4/4

[ex_mr_louie]

[RUNS AWAY]

Re: 4/4

[kikukikubeam]

Please wait, miss! The evil snake is still there! It appears to be following you!

Re: 4/4

[ex_mr_louie]

G-G-G-G-G-G-GET IT OUT GET IT OUT OH GOD OH GOD IT'S SO BIG

Re: 4/4

[kikukikubeam]

[GRABS HOLD OF IT]

I seem to have a grasp of it! My beam didn't seem to work. Do you know of how to defeat this beast?d