part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[kikukikubeam]

[SUDDENLY A FLASH OF LIGHT]

[A strange nation dressed in frilly clothing wielding a strange wand appears]

Please do not be alarmed, citizens of the meme.

I am Kikuhime: protector of love, purity, and moe™

I have heard that there is some evil and corruption on this meme. Do you require my assistance?

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[ex_mr_louie]

/absolute shock and flabbergasm

ah...

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[ex_mr_louie]

--OWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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[kikukikubeam]

M-Miss.. Shark! Is the beast harming you?!

Please allow me to deal with this!

[punches the snake repeatedly with shoujo sparkles and SPEED LINES]

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[ex_mr_louie]

WH-WH-WH-WH--STOP THAT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

GOOD LORD HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A WING WANG BEFORE

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[kikukikubeam]

I... am not familiar with Wing Wang-san but I suspect they are from Chuugoku-san's house.

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[ex_mr_louie]

zzz

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[kikukikubeam]

...

Shark-san appears to not be in pain anymore... I suppose my work is done here.

Please do not hesitate to call upon me again if you require assistance. I will always conveniently show up despite being nowhere near the vicinity.

[kikukikubeam]

...

/flips your skirt

[kikukikubeam]

Eek!

Please refrain from doing that! Are you an evildoer of this meme!?

[kikukikubeam]

C-can I take pictures?

[kikukikubeam]

Pictures of what, citizen-san?

[kikukikubeam]

You, of course! [takes out a digital SLR camera and snaps one]

[kikukikubeam]

[blinded by the flash]

If... you can assure me you will censor my face in some manner then I can allow it. My secret identity cannot be known.

[kikukikubeam]

... dude, it'd be easier if you had something to hide your face with in the first place. Like Tuxedo Mask!

[looks at picture she just took] Man, you blinked! Can I take one more? And pose properly this time!

[kikukikubeam]

...?

I'm afraid I don't understand. Is this ribbon not deceiving enough? [tugs on one end of the ribbon lightly]

Ah please give me a moment.

[~*~*POSES*~*~]