part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[kikukikubeam]

[SUDDENLY A FLASH OF LIGHT]

[A strange nation dressed in frilly clothing wielding a strange wand appears]

Please do not be alarmed, citizens of the meme.

I am Kikuhime: protector of love, purity, and moe™

I have heard that there is some evil and corruption on this meme. Do you require my assistance?

[kikukikubeam]

[SNAPS A LOT OF SHOTS AT EVERY ANGLE POSSIBLE]

Good, good! This'll go great in my personal collection ufufufufu--

Oh, that depends. Does the ribbon have any magical powers?

gb2b fappan?

[kikukikubeam]

This ribbon? I am not sure. I haven't discovered all of my powers yet.

[pulls it down and gives it a whirl]

[surprisingly, the ribbon changes into a pink whip]

[kikukikubeam]

That's so cool!

[thinks]

Try taking your skirt off!

[kikukikubeam]

That's improbable, citizen-san! I have never seen a magical girl anime in which their shirts turn into weapons!

[just laughs at you]

[kikukikubeam]

Hmm...

[QUICKLY PULLS YOUR SKIRT DOWN]

[kikukikubeam]

[SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER]

C-C-C-Citizen-san! What are you doing!? [panickedly tries to restore his skirt]

[kikukikubeam]

Helping you figure out what your powers are, of course! [peace sign!]

That's weird, why won't it turn into a badass weapon? [PULLS. IT. DOWN.]

[kikukikubeam]

]P-P-POOF!]

[The costume disappears and normal!Japan is in its place]

......

しまいました。 Oh dear.

[kikukikubeam]

Uuo!

... I-I mean. [coughs, then points at you] Haha, I have discovered your secret identity! Japan.

[kikukikubeam]

[tries to avoid your gaze and cover his face]

I-I'm afraid I don't know who you are referring to. I have never heard of this Japan person in my life.

[kikukikubeam]

You look and sound a lot like him, though.

Hey, how do you transform? Do you have like an incantation and a minute-long transformation sequence to go with it?

ahh have to go to bed now ;u; goodnight and thanks for threading with me!

[kikukikubeam]

Many people are similar in this world...!

Ah yes I do! It's very complicated and has many sparkles but ah... it is not appropriate for viewing. I am not entirely dressed n it.

night! a-also i'm not fappan okay ;A;

[kikukikubeam]

Eheh, I won't tell a soul.

That's okay! Maybe you can show me some other time.

[kikukikubeam]

Perhaps another time. [smiles and disappears into the night~*~*]

[niholoid]

[ stare ]

[ stare ]

[ takes a picture ]