part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[schaduwland]

[does his dare during deadhour so as few people as possible will notice.

Opens a can of Danish beer and takes a tiny sip.]

Gee... This sure is... the best beer I've ever had... Surely better than... any of my brands...

[takes out his kazoo and hums a sad song, because he wishes he were drinking actual alcohol.]

[owned_russia]

Oh, really? I personally prefer Finnish beer, but Danish is fine, too. [ Will happily drink nearly anything. ]

[schaduwland]

[he already said it right so he can freely deny it now]

It was a dare, man, Danish beer tastes like watered-down water.

[owned_russia]

Aah, I see. Well it's not the best, but...

[ ! ]

...are you going to drink the rest of it then?

[schaduwland]

The dare didn't say anything about having to drink it all.

Here you go. [hands it over.]

[owned_russia]

Oh, thank you~. [ Smiles and accepts the can, sipping from it. ]

Aah... I wish I got dares where I have to drink something. ...though I don't get that much dares anyway...

[schaduwland]

I guess this is better than dressing up as my sister.

[owned_russia]

[ Snorts and almost spits the beer out. ]

...that... must've been quite a sight, haha...

[schaduwland]

[well at least someone's amused] Yeah, it kinda was. I was too high to care, though.

[owned_russia]

Well I'd get drunk if I got a dare like that. There are just some things you can't do when you're sober.

[schaduwland]

I didn't have enough time to get drunk when I had to dress like a clown, though... [..picks up the kazoo]

[owned_russia]

... [ Sips his beer again and pats Netherlands' shoulder. It seems that someone has had a lot of... interesting dares. ]

[schaduwland]

[snorts again and plays his national anthem on the kazoo. It sounds amazingly crappy]

I don't know how long I can stay, but here goes o/

[gayway]

[fidgets around and hides something behind his back -- something white and rectangle]

[wonders if it's alright to do this]

Hm.

hi bb!

[schaduwland]

[...takes the kazoo out of his mouth. Please let this go right, his day's bad enough already.]

...Hey, Norway.

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[gayway]

Give me yer hand, guy.