part 162 old newspapers

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Monday! ... or Tuesday! I hope your week went well. Mine was kinda rainy, so a mixture of meh and "oooo, rain!"

Enjoy part 162! :)

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[osmaniac]

[falls on, it's been a long day]

[hopes and prays Greece won't come to tell him about the nature of man and his relation with yogurt]

[osmaniac]

[is hiding under the bed]

[reading with a flashlight]

[osmaniac]

[snores]

that is some pretty loud snoring there

[osmaniac]

[bangs on the top of the... underside of the bed]

QUIET DOWN UP THERE!

[osmaniac]

[lol his snoring > your yell]

[osmaniac]

[huffs]

[crawls out from under the bed]

[throws a book at you and crawls back under]

[osmaniac]

[karate chops the book in his slumber thinking it's Greece]

...

[SNORES]

[osmaniac]

[HUFFS]

[crawls out from under the bed]

[turns on the lights] [and tv] [and anything that makes noise]

[yanks on the covers]

WAKE UP YOU BIG SNORING OAF!!

[osmaniac]

[JUMPS GRACELESSLY while trying to grab his sword that of course isn't there since he's half naked]

Who's there?! Who wants to die so badly?

[osmaniac]

[EEP]

[crawls back under the bed] [for safety]

... STOP SNORING WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING!

[osmaniac]

[FLIPS A BED]

That you, Mongol bastard?

[osmaniac]

[holds book over her head] [like tornado safety!]

What?? Who? I'm Anonymous!

[osmaniac]

...

oh t's just you.

...The hell ya woke me up for?

[osmaniac]

[deep breath]

Well I was tryin' to read a book so I figured I'd go somewhere quiet so I went under this bed with my flashlight and it was quiet for a while but then you came and went to sleep and that was okay but then you started snoring REALLY REALLY LOUD I mean like THUNDEROUSLY LOUD so I asked you to stop snoring but you just kept snoring so I sorta threw something at you to wake you up BUT IT WAS TOTALLY SOMETHING SOFT and anyway you didn't wake up so I turned on the lights and you didn't wake up so I turned on some noise and you didn't wake up so then I pulled on the covers and yelled and then you woke up!

[exhale]

[osmaniac]

...

[processing processing]

...

Hey, I don't snore!

[osmaniac]

[peeks up from the book]

Yes you do! You snore really like! Like this!

[MOCKS YOUR SNORING]