part 206 ballet shoes

[aphanon_meme]

I was helping my mom empty out some boxes the other day, and I found a copy of "Baseball Ballerina." It used to be one of my favorite books... it was ~cool~ because she was a girl, but she could be into ballet and baseball! Scandalous. Also captcha, this is not a key I can make.

Enjoy part 206!

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Comments

[maple_sickles]

My second favourite dessert, anon! How did you know?

[maple_sickles]

A capitalist birdy told me so!

[maple_sickles]

[hisssss]

I wonder if it's hunting season yet... I haven't ever shot a capitalist bird before...

[maple_sickles]

Watch it bud, you're on an American meme. What's your favorite dessert?

[maple_sickles]

My favourite dessert involves my favourite lady and some maple syrup.

And for the record, this is the People's meme.

mine eyes!

[maple_sickles]

Oh u.

It is an anon meme.

/waves legs And we like capitalism! And Germany.

Re: mine eyes!

[maple_sickles]

FOR THE RECORD I AM MARRIED TO DATING AN ANONYMOUS. Our children are half-anonymous.

I'm anonymous by common law, eyes.gif.

[triumphant grin]

The meme is for everyone.

Re: mine eyes!

[maple_sickles]

Skkrrt! Fine. As long as you don't lick us.

[maple_sickles]

Of course not. eyes.gif deserve better than that.

[Yes, better. Eyes.gif kebabs with mango salsa... three eyes.gif per skewer...]

[the weather's still good for a few more barbecues...]

[maple_sickles]

And don't you forget it.

/waves leg importantly

C-carry on!

/spiders and leaves the jar of lollies to you

[maple_sickles]

I appreciate the courtesy.

[unwraps a lolly and begins to suck, thinking about whether or not to marinate eyes.gif kebabs before grilling... :|a]

[maple_sickles]

hey

hey you

if you lick someone's eyeball and they're wearing contacts, what does it feel like?

[maple_sickles]

A little bit more slippery, slightly plasticky. I don't like contact lenses; they get stuck in my teeth.

[maple_sickles]

Ahh.

What about with glasses? Would you just lick the glass, or...?

[maple_sickles]

No, no. Glasses are easily removed. It's the salty-sweet taste of tears and sclera that gives eyeball licking its inherent pleasures.

[maple_sickles]

I see, I see.

[takes notes]

And do eyes vary in flavor based on color?