part 218 lifetimes of a wicked witch of the west

[aphanon_meme]

One week until Halloween! If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it. I'd hate to be a kid right now - Halloween on a Sunday? Ffffff. Lame, lame, lame.

Enjoy part 218!

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[whrs_mwf]

[standing awkwardly reading from a written letter]

D''r :| 'n'n,
Dear :| Anon,
' l'k' y' ' l't. W''ld y' pl''s' 'cc'pt th's g'ft?
I like you a lot. Would y'please accept this gift?
L'v'n y',
Loving you,
Sw'd'n.
Sweden.
[gestures to a beautiful Ikea couch]

[why yes, this is what Sweden calls courtship]

[why do you say this is why he'll never score?

[whrs_mwf]

/brb

/trying not to laugh

[whrs_mwf]

This is why you never score, Sweden.

[whrs_mwf]

[You IDIOT. :|]

[In front of the entire meme, even. :|]

[Places head in hands.]

[Groooan.]

What are you doing?

[whrs_mwf]

J'st w'nt'd t'sh'w y' th't ' l'k' y' ' l't.
Just wanted t'show you that I like you a lot.
[don't remind him of what he's doing and where he is]

[or else he'll black out from embarrassment.]

[you don't know how much nerve it took for him to do this]

[whrs_mwf]

I... I see that. :|

[Well, this is awkward.]

[...Though that is a very nice couch and anon does love Ikea.]

[But no, anon is in love with someone else!]

I'm sorry, I can't accept it.

[Stares at the couch longingly. Not that anyone can tell. :|]

[whrs_mwf]

y'd'n't h'v' t'c'pt m'l'v', b't ' w'nt y' t'h'v' th's c''ch.
You don't have to accept my love, but I want you t'have this couch.

[baby steps. yes. That is kind of how you do it.]

[c'mon, that couch is begging "take me!". There's even a pre-assembled box version next to it in case you can't carry it home!]

[whrs_mwf]

Oh, um... that really isn't necessary. Really.

Mnngh.

At least let me do something for you in return. I don't like to take things for free.

[whrs_mwf]

S'k'y.
S'okay.
[thinks deeply]

C'n y'sm'l'? Can y'smile?

[whrs_mwf]

[NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS. DAMN YOU.]

[Insert very awkward, strained, half-smile here. A for effort?]

...Sorry. I tried. :|

[whrs_mwf]

[it's okay, you saw what his attempt at a smile was like]

Th't's g''d.
That's good.
[motions towards the couch]

S'k'y f'r y' t't'k' 't n'w?
S'okay for you to take it now?

[whrs_mwf]

[Why you gotta be like this, Sweden? :|]

Yeah, I guess so. I'll just... take the boxed one and go.

[Will share it with the one they love. And feel incredibly guilty.]

[Luckily, Sweden does not need to know that.]

[whrs_mwf]

[HE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU THINK]]

[BUT HE LOVES YOU, SO HE'LL LET YOU GO]

[memetreasure]

[driveby buhyoo!]