part 218 lifetimes of a wicked witch of the west

[aphanon_meme]

One week until Halloween! If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it. I'd hate to be a kid right now - Halloween on a Sunday? Ffffff. Lame, lame, lame.

Enjoy part 218!

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Comments

[core]

truth

[core]

What's the best thing that happened to you today?

[core]

that's funny i'm doin it RIGHT NOW

talking to my girlfriend

[whrs_mwf]

Wh'ch c'l'r w''d d'y' l'k' b'tt'r: b''ch 'r m'h'g'ny?
Which color would d'you like better: beech or mahogany?

[core]

depends on what you're making for me bud!!

[whrs_mwf]

[designing a new desk, but you're not supposed to know that]

Y'll f'nd ''t s''n 'n''gh. J'st p'ck 'n'. You'll find it soon enough. Just pick one.

[core]

i don't speak swedish can ya SPEAK UP!

[whrs_mwf]

[didn't wanna waste those vowels he stole borrowed from anon, but...]

P'ck 'ne. Beech 'r mah'g'ny c'l'r'd wood? Pick one. Beech or mahogony colored wood?

[core]

are you calling me a bitch

i don't like your tone

[whrs_mwf]

[!!!]

[awkward flail]

's n't wh't ' m''nt!
S' not what I meant!
[probably better not to try talking about the furniture anymore]

'r...w''ld y'l'k' ' b't ' c'k'?
Er...would y'like a bit of cake?

[core]

/SLAP

[whrs_mwf]

[okay, looking at what it looks like without vowels, he kind of deserved that]

[but still! he was offering cake.]

[is slapped]

M's'rry! J's' th''ght y'd l'k' s'm' c'k'!
M'sorry. Just thought you'd like some cake.

[Oh Sweden. When you apologize YOU DO NOT SAY THE SAME THING THAT MADE THEM SLAP YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE]

[core]

/SLAPS THE OTHER CHEEK

i can't believe you!!!

[whrs_mwf]

[horribly embarrassed]

'r w''ld y'l'k' s'm' c'ff''? Or would y'like some coffee?

[this is not going unresolved]

[core]

wait a sec i gotta figure out how i can misinterpret that

[core]

ok we're good

oh my goodness HDU!!! /begins to cry