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part 246 things you won't believe

Feb 02, 2011 16:58

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http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:15:54 UTC

[he is asian squatting by the side of the meme, with massage oil in one hand, something that looks suspiciously like a wooden dildo but apparently isn't in the other, and a hastily scribbled sign next to him saying]

FREE MASSAGES

okay because I totally actually read it as MESSAGES... xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:25:33 UTC

Yes, I need you to tell my mom to bring home some milk!

FFFFFFF. xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:26:37 UTC

Wait what.

:D xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:31:36 UTC

I - I need you to tell my mom to bring home some milk! You know! Give her a message... for free!

:U xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:40:34 UTC

....ah, I guess I could like, do that.

[pulls out handphone]

[thinks you should get your eyesight checked]

What's her number.

:Y xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:45:22 UTC

Well you said you'd do it--

oh oh. 1-800-867-5309!

:V xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:55:39 UTC

[text to anon's mom:
your daughter wants you to bring home some milk and to get her new glasses]

Sent.

By the way, take another look at the sign

:Z xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:03:25 UTC

What, why?

Free messages!

[gets closer]

Free messages!

[GETS SUPER CLOSE]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. MA-sage.

What's a ma-sage?

:N xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:09:01 UTC

[GRABS YOU]
[TURNS YOU AROUND]

[ditches not-dildo because it is useless and he is a rebel aw yeah]

[BEGINS MASSAGING YOUR SHOULDERS]

This?

:K! ... hah it's like a weird mustache xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:17:31 UTC

Eek!

... Oh!

... Ohhhhhh.

[that's nice]

Why are you giving away a ma-ssage for free?

:{Aa I say! xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:23:49 UTC

[of course it is, his skills were honed by many years of having to deal with his aging 4000-year old teacher's back pains]

I got dared to.

[massage massage]

I'm out of letters that look like silly faces D: xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:36:02 UTC

Ohh, a dare!

[if it wasn't free she'd give him a whole nickel for it]

[but since it is]

I double triple catdog dare you to keep doing it for free!

shame on you :E xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:42:29 UTC

[nickels are useless in Hong Kong, doncha know]

For how long?

shame shame shame! also going to bed, niiight! xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:54:01 UTC

[but they take forever to get!]

Foooooooooor... ummm... ummm... until it's time to get dinner?

good night and sweet dreams, anon! /3/ xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 07:02:37 UTC

[...still useless]

In how many hours is that?

[timezones, what up]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 05:26:39 UTC

A massage, huh?

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