http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748xiaolongbaozhuFebruary 5 2011, 05:15:54 UTC
[he is asian squatting by the side of the meme, with massage oil in one hand, something that looks suspiciously like a wooden dildo but apparently isn't in the other, and a hastily scribbled sign next to him saying]
FREE MASSAGES
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Exactly what it says on the sign.
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[debates for a sec or two]
Are you giving them or what?
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[shows you the massage oil and not-dildo]
...with these.
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[that really looks like a-
maybe it's a cultural thing okay she's gotta not be insensitive an-]
What's that for? [points at the dildo]
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Belarus [REMEMBER HIM REMEMBER HIM] told me to use it to massage people like...
[about to massage hand with it to demonstrate]
[...decides not to, it scares him]
...well, he told me to use it to massage people but like, I don't think I have to.
Or I don't want to, at least.
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That's guy's kinda creepy, dude.
I wouldn't use that thing.
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But yeahhh, I wouldn't either.
[ditches it]
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I'll take a massage if you don't use that thing! Gotta be in top form for that race and a massage'll help, right?
[starts stripping]
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[STOP STRIPPING SKJKJGSG]
Y-you can like, keep your clothes on, you know..!
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Awesome!
[leaves shirt on]
So uhm, how does this work? Do I lie down or what?
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You just sit down here [pats floor in front of him] and I like, give you a massage.
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[sits all cross-legged indian style like with her back to you]
Like this?
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[let the massaging commence!]
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[but then relaxes]
[feels good!]
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[continues working until he can no longer feel any tension in her muscles]
[leans back to streeeeetch before standing up]
All done.
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