part 246 things you won't believe

Feb 02, 2011 16:58

I've been watching Jesus Christ Superstar today... the ~Millennium~ version! Very different ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:15:54 UTC
[he is asian squatting by the side of the meme, with massage oil in one hand, something that looks suspiciously like a wooden dildo but apparently isn't in the other, and a hastily scribbled sign next to him saying]

FREE MASSAGES

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:45:11 UTC
[oh hi it's you, he's going to try not to flee this time]

Exactly what it says on the sign.

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 05:46:51 UTC
Oooh I haven't had one of those in a while...

[debates for a sec or two]

Are you giving them or what?

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:58:13 UTC
Yep.

[shows you the massage oil and not-dildo]

...with these.

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 06:07:03 UTC
[...]
[that really looks like a-

maybe it's a cultural thing okay she's gotta not be insensitive an-]

What's that for? [points at the dildo]

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:15:06 UTC
[it's a not-dildo okay]

Belarus [REMEMBER HIM REMEMBER HIM] told me to use it to massage people like...

[about to massage hand with it to demonstrate]

[...decides not to, it scares him]

...well, he told me to use it to massage people but like, I don't think I have to.

Or I don't want to, at least.

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 06:17:35 UTC
[oh boy yeah she knows him]

That's guy's kinda creepy, dude.

I wouldn't use that thing.

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:29:14 UTC
According to him he like, [puts on best Russian accent which just sounds like fail British] carved it with own two hands. Is clean.

But yeahhh, I wouldn't either.

[ditches it]

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 06:32:43 UTC
[shudders a bit]

I'll take a massage if you don't use that thing! Gotta be in top form for that race and a massage'll help, right?

[starts stripping]

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:44:39 UTC
[wh]

[STOP STRIPPING SKJKJGSG]

Y-you can like, keep your clothes on, you know..!

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 06:57:07 UTC
Oh, so no being in just a towel and stuff?

Awesome!

[leaves shirt on]

So uhm, how does this work? Do I lie down or what?

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 07:05:48 UTC
[RELIEVED]

You just sit down here [pats floor in front of him] and I like, give you a massage.

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 07:07:36 UTC
Okay!

[sits all cross-legged indian style like with her back to you]

Like this?

Reply

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 07:13:04 UTC
Yep.

[let the massaging commence!]

Reply

aaah i have to sleeeeep fruited_plain February 5 2011, 07:18:22 UTC
[tenses up!]

[but then relaxes]

[feels good!]

Reply

;3;/" good niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight~! xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 07:28:16 UTC
[yay!]

[continues working until he can no longer feel any tension in her muscles]

[leans back to streeeeetch before standing up]

All done.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up