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aphanon_meme

part 246 things you won't believe

Feb 02, 2011 16:58

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http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:15:54 UTC

[he is asian squatting by the side of the meme, with massage oil in one hand, something that looks suspiciously like a wooden dildo but apparently isn't in the other, and a hastily scribbled sign next to him saying]

FREE MASSAGES

will... drag self off... soooooon..... D8 fruited_plain February 5 2011, 07:30:01 UTC

[rolls neck and shoulders experimentally]

[stretches arms up]

Wow dude, you're awesome! Thanks!

[aaaah feels good]

...fff go to bed you |D xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 07:36:10 UTC

Thanks, and like, you're welcome.

[you can't really tell but]

[he's all happy inside people like his massaging]

Okay okay I'm gone I'm gone (ﾉ♉︵♉)ﾉ fruited_plain February 5 2011, 07:46:55 UTC

I'm sure to win now!

Thanks HK!

[ALMOST RUNS OFF BUT-

You're that Hong Kong]

[really fast kiss to the cheek then waves and sprints away!]

君<君)9" you better be xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 08:02:45 UTC

Good luc--

[FLUSHES]

[...he should have expected that but n-not againnnnnnnnnn]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 wan_xiaojie February 5 2011, 05:47:30 UTC

Ooh! Hong Kong is giving out massages?

[tsks tsks at you a bit]

Offering them for free is very nice, but it could be expensive!

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:57:00 UTC

It was a dare, so.

[or he could have been doing it out of the ~kindness in his heart~, why are you tsk-tsking at him]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 wan_xiaojie February 5 2011, 06:09:01 UTC

It didn't sound like you to set up something like this!

A dare, you say?

[stares at you pointedly]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:20:15 UTC

[nice to know you have so much faith in him]

Yes, a dare.

[stares pointedly back!]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 wan_xiaojie February 5 2011, 06:22:11 UTC

[yes, but you're always trying to sell something]

Doesn't big sister get a massage too?

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:30:11 UTC

[nothing wrong with trying to make a living okay]

Maybe.

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 wan_xiaojie February 5 2011, 06:37:57 UTC

[voice is getting louder, taking a step towards you]

Do I get one or not?

[bad things will happen if you don't]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 06:47:05 UTC

[...s-so scary, taking a step away from you]

Fine, yes you do.

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 wan_xiaojie February 5 2011, 06:58:19 UTC

[and instant mood reversal!]

Where should I sit?

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 07:00:22 UTC

[sometimes he swears you're bipolar]

In front of me.

[motions with foot]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/64636.html?thread=633466748#t633466748 wan_xiaojie February 5 2011, 07:05:50 UTC

[no, just good at getting what she wants from you]

Right here?

[plops down and waits]

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