I hope it didn't take too long to post the new part, I just woke up and I'm not sure exactly when it maxed. And aw, I'm sick in bed right now, so I haven't been able to follow the meme and I missed the maxing! :( I'm going to sleep again now.
Anyway, Part 20! Make it awesome!
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Once upon a time there was a girl who found a centipede in her bathroom late one night. The girl screamed and decided to ignore the centipede in hopes that it would go away, because she was too much of a pussy to kill it. Unfortunately for her, the centipede came back the next night, but she was too scared to kill the evil little thing again. On the third night, the bug was back on her bathroom mirror, and she got so fed up with it she bravely grabbed her can of extra hold hair spray and sprayed the little fucker into oblivion. This took quite some time as it was a persistent little fellow. But, in the end, it crumpled up and finally dropped dead. The poor girl didn't want to kill it, but she couldn't use the bathroom for three nights in a row, and it was getting ridiculous.
On the fourth night she had a nightmare that the little fuck came back with it's children to plague her for the rest of her life.
Then she went to the bathroom and another fucking centipede was there.
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Looks like fucking Predator.
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you would eat that china D: ?
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please don't eat my puppy
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I'm sorry.
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p-puppy! h-how could you do this D:
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It has gone to better place.
After I digest it.
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how would you feel :'(
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