Part 20 has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Jun 26, 2009 19:08

I hope it didn't take too long to post the new part, I just woke up and I'm not sure exactly when it maxed. And aw, I'm sick in bed right now, so I haven't been able to follow the meme and I missed the maxing! :( I'm going to sleep again now.

Anyway, Part 20! Make it awesome!
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ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:01:00 UTC


Once upon a time there was a girl who found a centipede in her bathroom late one night. The girl screamed and decided to ignore the centipede in hopes that it would go away, because she was too much of a pussy to kill it. Unfortunately for her, the centipede came back the next night, but she was too scared to kill the evil little thing again. On the third night, the bug was back on her bathroom mirror, and she got so fed up with it she bravely grabbed her can of extra hold hair spray and sprayed the little fucker into oblivion. This took quite some time as it was a persistent little fellow. But, in the end, it crumpled up and finally dropped dead. The poor girl didn't want to kill it, but she couldn't use the bathroom for three nights in a row, and it was getting ridiculous.

On the fourth night she had a nightmare that the little fuck came back with it's children to plague her for the rest of her life.

Then she went to the bathroom and another fucking centipede was there.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME wizzard890 June 27 2009, 07:03:06 UTC
Jesus Christ.

Looks like fucking Predator.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:03:47 UTC
Give up, man. House centipedes are impossible to get rid of.

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THANKS. anonymous June 27 2009, 07:03:55 UTC
Ughh, anything remotely caterpillar-like freaks me the fuck out. I'm gonna have fuckin' nightmares tonight.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:05:01 UTC
Oh, nice snack!

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:07:41 UTC
D:
you would eat that china D: ?

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:09:13 UTC
Well, I eat anything with legs! Except for table, chair and human.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:10:48 UTC
D:
please don't eat my puppy

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME soul_of_seoul June 27 2009, 07:12:06 UTC
Oh...

I'm sorry.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:12:38 UTC
Did you leave any for me?!

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:13:29 UTC
dsajkdsajklsd
p-puppy! h-how could you do this D:

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:16:17 UTC
All beings come and go.

It has gone to better place.
After I digest it.

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:18:30 UTC
W-well. What if I ate ....shinatty cahn D:
how would you feel :'(

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:19:41 UTC
I mean chan!

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:20:09 UTC
HA HA! HOW SILLY! Kitty-chan is not real! How do you eat cartoon being??

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Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:21:44 UTC
HOW DO YOU EAT PUPPY D:

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