part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

Comments

Re: +1

[anonymous]

OHMYGOD YOU'RE EDWARD CULLEN!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Re: +1

[dam_stijl]

[flinches - his ears, shit. no screaming guitars at shows even come close to this volume]

What is wrong with you?! Go away.

Re: +1

[anonymous]

I KNOW YOU THINK WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU'RE A DANGEROUS VAMPIRE, BUT I'M READY TO BECOME ONE TOO! FOR YOU!

[OFFERS NECK]

I'm dying.

[dam_stijl]

[stare]

You -

[crosses arms and stands as imposingly as possible]

Oi. Tell me what you're talkin' about.

[he's just going to ignore the neck thing for now]

I'LL DIE FOR YOU, EDWARD!!!!

[anonymous]

I'M TALKING ABOUT

OUR ETERNAL, IRREVOCABLE LURVE.

FFFF-

[dam_stijl]

[what the fuck get it away]

You're full of shit. Never even seen ya before.

[scowl]

TEAM EDWARD 4 LYFE

[anonymous]

OH, BUT WE HAVE, DEAR!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND! I'M READY FOR ANYTHING WITH YOU! AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING!

HDU TEAM JACOB /mun has no idea actually

[dam_stijl]

[does not believe this for a second...]

[...but]

Anything, huh?

OMG U BITCH!

[anonymous]

YES, ANYTHING!

EXCEPT LEAVE YOU...I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. MY LOVE IS JUST THAT IRREVERSIBLY STRONG.

NO U

[dam_stijl]

[he doesn't want some clingy anon stalking him...but at the same time...]

You wanna buy me a drink? [c'mon he's a cheap ass]

[and maybe something more - eestiputer said something about anons and sexual acts. he's not sure how that goes, yet]

NO U!!!!

[anonymous]

BUT EDWARD, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BUY ANIMAL BLOOD!

UUUUUUU!!!! >:(

[dam_stijl]

[....]

[....]

[....]

[is that a drink that's only served here?]

What's that. And my name - [sigh] - yeah, fine, call me that.

U TIMES INFINITY I WIN!!!

[anonymous]

BUT IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU DRINK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT, EDWARD, DEAR?

/THROWS A CALC BOOK AT YOUR HEAD

[dam_stijl]

....no.

[he sticks to beer. and now he's frowning]

[but curious]

Fine, get me this "blood" drink of yours. And I'm fine. Not sure about you.

OUCH :( YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, EDWARD. BUT I LOVE YOU.

[anonymous]

BUT DOESN'T CARLISLE TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU?

IT'S OKEY HE'S JUST TSUN AMIRITE?

[dam_stijl]

[sighs and rubs his eyes]

Just get the damn drink.