part 256 stars scarce to be counted

[aphanon_meme]

Filling the darkness... with order and liiight, you are something something, stars, stars. Did anyone else watch the Les Miserables 25th anniversary concert on whatever station it happened to be on in your area? I loved Lea Salonga as Fantine, although um, I don't feel the same about Nick Jonas as Marius. At least the original Marius was there at

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[dam_stijl]

Not into food, huh.

[dam_stijl]

Did you just sass me?

[dam_stijl]

Maybe.

[dam_stijl]

[hand on hip]

Do you need more swats, young man?

[nevermind that he's older]

[dam_stijl]

If you wanna give 'em, sure.

[on the inside he is laughing]

[dam_stijl]

[has to stand her ground or AUTHORITY IS LOST]

Enough sassafrass! Fine, if you want them so badly, bend over and I'll keep at it!

You kids these days!

[dam_stijl]

[hey if you think he's gonna back down you have another thing coming]

Alright, but I'm not bending.

[annnd at this point he's openly grinning. he'd comment on the "kid" thing but there are more important matters, here]

[dam_stijl]

You better listen to what you're told! Bend over! And quit yer smilin' or I'll give you something to... umm... not... smile about!

[yeah]

[dam_stijl]

[mmm...] Nah. My bending over won't make your sucky spanks any better. [buuuurn]

[victory cigarette, netherlands chooses you! he lights that up and grins at you around the filter]

[dam_stijl]

Sucky spanks! Sucky spanks! I'm the best spanker I know! I've won spanking awards so... prestigious you've probably never even heard of them! You wouldn't know a good spank if it hit you square in the bum.

[COUGHS]

And at least I don't suck on smoke!

[dam_stijl]

[barks a laugh at that]

Spanking awards, huh. So. [pauses to exhale and makes sure to blow it your way] Show me what ya got.

[dam_stijl]

[holds nose]

Fine!

[IT'S HARD TO SPANK UNDER PRESSURE]

[walks around you and gives a good smack!]

[dam_stijl]

[rolls his eyes at you]

[oh whoa you did it - he chokes on his smoke for a split-second]

Not bad, kid. [he's kind of surprised actually...but still]

I don't see how that won an award. What the fuck is the criteria for for that, anyway. [and how has he never heard of this contest]

[dam_stijl]

I'm not a kid, I'll have you know!

Not just one -

[smacks again]

You have to do it for a while for it to be effective, obviously!

...do not have a good icon for this.

[dam_stijl]

[eyebrow raise]

Compared to me you're a -

[damn, you're serious about this. well two can play this game...]

[and then! netherlands drops his trousers and is totally smirking at you while standing there in his underwear]

That'll probably help.

I just use my imaagination

[dam_stijl]

Hmph!

[a little fazed because hey, don't normally pull their own pants down]

[BUT]

[spanks again!]

See, I'm a Professional.