part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[anonymous]

France is not only handsome, cultured, and an expert in the ways of love - his soul is as sensitive and soft as the finest paintbrush, capable of pondering true emotion in gentle, waving tones. What nation could be more perfect? None, I tell you. None.

[anonymous]

No you're not. Can you sweep a girl off her feet with one look? Can you?

[thatssoamerican]

You clearly have never been a victim of my Hollywood gaze.

post, LJ, poooost /try 13

[anonymous]

Your Hollywood is made up of Adam Sandler films... not very seductive.

[thatssoamerican]

What about The Notebook? Dear John? The Time Traveler's wife? None of those have Sandler! And 50 firsts dates is a great date movie!!

[newsing]

I can see right through your faceless mask, France.

[le_coq_gaulois]

I'm glad someone around here sees the truth of it all~