Yesterday I got a phone call from my front gate at 7:15.
"Hello is this Amanda?"
"yes it is"
"You have a visitor and you didn't call the gate"
"Oh yeah sorry it's like 7 o clock. His name is Austin"
"Alright we'll let him on through"
Minutes later a little white toaster pulled up. Poor Austin was stared down by the porch monkeys on the street.
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