OOC: badfic: step by step.
Inspired by this metaquotes link about bad fanfics Not safe for work, language, subject matter....brainbleach.
The Terminator ran his biomechanically enhanced humaniform interface device along the curve of John's spine.
"Oh, Uncle Bob!" the future savior of mankind moaned emoly, desperate for more. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this! Oh, hot toaster of love, oh, fuck--"
"Okay," said the cybernetic organism, caressing the opening of John's unblossomed daisy.
"I'll build the time machine and defeat Skynet just to send you to me, Terminator!" moaned John, shedding a single tear of passion. "Ever since I met you!"
"Come with me if you want to live," whispered the Terminator.
The Terminator ran his biomechanically enhanced humaniform interface device along the curve of John's spine.
"Oh, Uncle Bob!" the future savior of mankind moaned emoly, desperate for more. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this! Oh, hot toaster of love, oh, fuck--"
"Okay," said the cybernetic organism, caressing the opening of John's unblossomed daisy.
"I'll build the time machine and defeat Skynet just to send you to me, Terminator!" moaned John, shedding a single tear of passion. "Ever since I met you!"
"Come with me if you want to live," whispered the Terminator.