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Not that many people read my journal but I wanted those that did to know you had another option on Friday night. Its Tranzylvania at the palazzo in Phoenix ( Read more... )

In case you were wondering. My Iced dairy confection brings all the young adolecent males to my small plot of land. They infer it is of higher quality than yours. I concur it is indeed a superior procduct. I could show you the manufacturing process. For a nominal fee.

Credit: M. Stone

So I have not updated this i a while. I Have to be honest. I'm not well. It seems I contracted a rare gene altering virus on one of my frequent trips to the Sofa Hut. It seems my genetic matiral has been infused with that of light bodied pilsner. I was shocked to wake up today with an easy-open pull tab with an extra wide mouth imbedded in my skull ( Read more... )

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Now I normally hate it when people post links to longish stories in LJ. I don't have time for that. But this story is worth the read. It took about 5 min and by the time i was done i had laughed so hard my face hurt. So without further ado. I bring you
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So A lot have changes have taken place since I last posted. I got a promotion, I got my braces off, i got a hair cut and I destoyed a small town. I am real excited about my promotion it means more money, and more stock options. But mainly it means I havn't been wasting my time workign my ass off here and killing my social life. I got my braces off ( Read more... )

I had some of my wifes iced cofee yesterday and really liked it. So today on the way to work I got a Starbucks double shot and now I really wish I hadn't. I have a blinding headache and my stomach hurts. No humore to be found in this post today guys sorry. Just blinding head pain. Which may be funny but only in an Americas Funnniest home videos ( Read more... )