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[apophasis]

Because such things amuse me.

Some of these aren't too bad actually:
http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/analogies.html

The most dapper guide to fighting I've ever seen:http://ejmas.com/

Comments

[metalmonger]

This one must come from the south;

" The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. "

LOL!!!

[variance]

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield

I've had dates like that!!

This one is my fave though: His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge