Voting complete.

Total time taken - 5 minutes.
Total impact - One voice among many.
Earning the right to complain about government for the next 4 years - Priceless.

EDIT: Just a reminder to fellow Canadians voting today. Elections Canada saw fit to remind people on the radio that eating your ballot is not considered a legal protest vote. Don't ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Apophasis!

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Apophasis has 7.
2. Apophasis cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
3. If you chew gum while peeling Apophasis then it will stop you from crying.
4. An average beaver can cut down Apophasis every year.
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For my fellow Canadians, some of whom are fretting over the upcoming election.
A different perspective from that most perspicacious man of letters:

"It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged."
-G.K. Chesterton.

Amen, sir!

ALSO:

T-1000

And that's a fact, you bastard.

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Weird, violent dreams last night.


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Veseloho Vam Rizdva i Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku! (hope that's right)


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"We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

For some reason it seems that the employees are talking about the Zulu Wars.

Every once in awhile, I just hear this, 'ZUUUUULUUUU' outside my office door.

I think I'm going to grab a carbine and barricade my door with my desk.

Good food, good company, and at last, good night.

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A very Merry Christmas goes out to all my friends. For all, I wish the Peace and Blessings of this season.


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