I am such an asshole.

...how in the world did I wind up here?

“When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive ( Read more... )

“My mother was more excited about me going to college than I was. It was like ‘hey, here's a socially acceptable way to evict my daughter from our house’-George Lass (Dead Like Me ( Read more... )

We're bobbing along in our barrel
Some of us tip right over the edge
But there's one thing really mystifying
Got me laughing, now it's got me crying
All my life I will be death defying
'Til I know

I wonder wonder why the wonderfalls
I wonder why the wonderfalls on me
I wonder wonder why the wonderfalls
With everything I touch and hear and see

this is just a note to say much i truly appreciate ( Read more... )

What is it about technology that makes us all such jerks? I know already this is starting to sound like one of those boring, preachy, societal observations about the affects of the digital culture on our very existences, but I promise: no hackneyed theories here ( Read more... )

Dear Gino ( Read more... )

Where the hell did all this stuff come from and why isn’t it getting any less?!? I swear the crap in my apartment is actually multiplying. I’m convinced that every item here is spawning a new race of un-organize-able stuff ( Read more... )

june.23.2006. 12:00amthe weekend began with my sister's long overdue 12th birthday (maybe now she can finally stay at home alone without the muthra going postal on my badonkadonk). for some reason the rents weren't in the shoebox at the time the clock struck 12, so me and ron were the first to greet the gremlin in the most decent way possible - ( Read more... )

There’s nothing worse than coming to the realization that you’re wrong. It may take seconds, minutes, hell, sometimes even years. But the indisputable truth is that when it finally does hit us, we are unarguably, unconditionally and unequivocally put in our place. It’s the universe’s own little “I told you so”. And it sucks ass ( Read more... )