Please don't hit me.

[apple_pi]

So, I love (to make scoffing noises at) Jeremy Clarkson. And I - obviously - lust for Richard Hammond. I mean, hello. I am but human, etc etc. But I sometimes - occasionally - you know, once in a while - feel that James May is actually my Top Gear soulmate. Although I like to drive fast (mmmm, I luuuuuuuuve to drive fast), I must confess that I

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[capra_maritimus]

:D:D:D:D:D

I didn't know you had been bitten by the TG bug. :D:D:D:D

[black_minorca]

*molesters your icon with mine*

[capra_maritimus]

Hee! James/James FTW!!

[black_minorca]

*headshotboom*

TG James/ Oz and James James?

[black_minorca]

*adds to the James May lovin'*

Look! He drinks BEER!

*strokes him* He's lovely. Jeremy's the man's choice, Richard's for the Hobbit fanciers out there *mock*, but James is a handsome silver fox of a man, who would pull a chair out for you, and wrap you in his blazer.

<3

Waiting to see if I've got tickets to see it live. Danmonster will have to stop me from wearing an 'I Love Captain Slow' hat or something.

[apple_pi]

I don't think Danmonster should stop you! I think he should wear a t-shirt proclaiming his love as well. *g*

[black_minorca]

His would be a Clarkson worshipping one...

[apple_pi]

Oh noes. Perhaps if you and James and Richard all tackle Dan and Clarkson you can eradicate them. (Nicely.) ;-)

[msilverstar]

Jeremy for me. It's the voice. But I'm beginning to see the attractions of the others. Richard wore a necklace in the one on BBCA yesterday, and i have a bit of a thing about necks...

[apple_pi]

Jeremy does have a fabulous voice. Unfortunately, he uses it to say such loads of jackassery that I could never ever crush on him, lol. But it is a beauitful voice. :-) Richard is delicious delicious delicious as well - excellent neck.

[dogeared]

:))) SUCH loads of jackassery. WORD.

[apple_pi]

I do like it when he curses, though. It amuses me. (I am easily amused.)

[utterfrivolity]

Oh man, I totally lust after James May. There was a time when I adored James while lusting after Richard, but then I saw James on The F-Word and it was all over. If by chance you haven't seen it, you must check it out as soon as possible (here). The beginning is great, but it's his turn in the kitchen that really puts it over the top.

And he CAN drive fast, even if he doesn't always, and what's more, he can shoot! I about died when I saw that. So sexy.

[apple_pi]

Thank you for the link!! And yes, the shooting was incredibly hot - between that and the velocity of a skiing Mini Cooper, that episode just about did me in.

[synekdokee]

Watch the vid, May eats cock in it ;)

[mirasol]

Mr May is divine.

[apple_pi]

Simply - and beautifully - put. *g*