Upon watching a preview for the movie "The Hangover" I realized just how awesome it is that "jungle cat in the bathroom" is a situation I could totally and competently deal with.

Joseph: Hunny, if we ever move in together we need to have a discussion about things that don't belong in the freezer. I propose we put elk poop and dead bugs on that list.
Sarah: The cicada killer isn't a bug, it's an insect.

Update: My life is ridiculously awesome. I didn't move to Philly, instead I moved to Westfield, NJ. Here I have an awesome apartment (with a fenced-in backyard for Kazak) in a prime location near public transportation and necessities. All on my own. I worked my fucking ass off for it. Technically speaking, it's not financially possible for me ( Read more... )

Sarah: Oh my god, this is so stupid ::shows Mom::
Mom: Oh, I love that! It's so cute.
Sarah: o_O
Mom: It would be good if you owned a bakery.

I just hung up my hammock. I swear, my room is a twelve-year-old's paradise.

Today was awesome.

Last frolic ever. Bye bye, Cedar Crest. Can't say I'm sad.

Colin Firth was on the Daily Show. They talked about his penis the whole time.

( I'm a mommy! )

She's mine, and I decided to name her Kazak after the dog in Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan." I'll call her Kay or Kayzee, because Kazak's gonna get looks at the dog park.

:D