Apparently this is the day! My brother is coming to visit and I am super excited. He is awesome! I want him to do better at college than I have, any advice?
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of poopsex every year!
Poopsex is incapable of sleep.
Poopsex can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after poopsex.
I'm reaching the end of my rope. Missing living alone. But if I still lived alone, would I be with Kyle? Oh life's little mysteries. I am pretty happy.
Yay I made rice krispies treats, Kyle's recipe with my own twist, and theyre only 185 calories and 7 grams of fat!!! I am awesome. So is Kyle
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