Eighty-Eight Miles Per Hour!!

[apstats]

I have recently aquired a 1972 Honda 450 Motorcycle. As you know things will be much different now that I own a motorcycle. It will bring me great responsability, but that's not all. I will now be a badass. I will only answer to people who refer to me as "Slayer" or "Master". I'm sure a lot of us will still be friends, you just need to

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[mesfin_krevelen]

Lol, wow matt. I can't wait to see you on that hog.

[apstats]

I think you can see my nipple

[winty04]

Ive seen your nipples lots of times. My two favorite times that Ive seen your nipples would be...

a) when you were rubbing ice cubes all over them on rynes deck and then trying so hard but eventually being unsuccessful at piercing them

b) when you were painting yourself with sparkly paint and you outlined and shaded your nipples in the very glittery red paint and then showed them off to your dad.

[wildwild_west]

you are pretty darn funny, matt hansen.

[imirkon]

When I grow up I want to be just like Matt.

But remember that with great responsibility, comes great power. POWER.

[mad_dog86]

I agree with the passing mirkon.