I have recently aquired a 1972 Honda 450 Motorcycle. As you know things will be much different now that I own a motorcycle. It will bring me great responsability, but that's not all. I will now be a badass. I will only answer to people who refer to me as "Slayer" or "Master". I'm sure a lot of us will still be friends, you just need to ( Read more... )

MY GRADUATION PARTY IS FAST APPROACHING!  Like normal I'm way ahead of things and have already handed out invitations to all of the coolest people I know. (If you didn't get one, I don't like you)  I thought I would post everything here too.  Anyone and everyone is invited.  Come one, come all!  Please bring your grandparents.  Oh boy, I'm sure we ( Read more... )

I have had the internet taken away for a week! My dad knows my weakness. From now on I will obey him to ensure full connectivity. Meeting adjourned.

Journal Entry: Explain at least three ways your writing has improved since the beginning of the semester ( Read more... )

I am posting many things I have written recently. When you are reading them I want you to think about the "A" I recieved in this class for the quarter. I believe it was well deserved ( Read more... )

Our class had a poem contest. Mine won.

:: The Cat Poem ::

I dribbled catsup on my pet,

and that is why my cat's upset.

We were supposed to write a poem about ourselves.

Matthew Aaron Hansen,
is cool.
That's right.
Put your hands up.

Journal Entry: Finish this story: "It was a dark and stormy night ( Read more... )

Journal Entry: What would you do if you found out there were aliens living under your bed ( Read more... )

:: Poemy ::

Up is like down,

when you are Super Upside-down Man.

He walks with shoes on his hands,

and underwear on his head.

He is fast,

and cool,

and upside-down.