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[aqua_ska]

I just heard what I (literally) consider to be the funniest thing ever said to anyone, by anyone.

Noel Coward walks into somewhere. It doesn't matter where.

"I'm thirsty." he says.

An attendant hand him a glass of water.

"I said I was thirsty, not dirty."

Brilliant.

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[naldi_sucks]

wait wait... i don't get it. o.O

[aqua_ska]

he wanted alcohol...

[addicted2words]

That's pretty funny I guess, but there are funnier things said, TRUST me.

[xtreblexclefx]

like "well atleast i eat with UTENSILS!!!"
did me and mousie ever tell you about that argument?

[addicted2words]

No...do tell!!

[xtreblexclefx]

saturday. ill tell you.

[xtreblexclefx]

l m a o
thats what that is.