SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.

I CAN MAKE ICONS NOW, HUZZAH!

Skeet skeet motha fuckas.

*Jade*

Seriously though, I mean a planet? If his name was "Planetron" or "UniPlanet" or "Uniplanetron" I would understand. A huge unicorn with fangs and machine guns and red eyes would have been 3252 times better. Officially.

Okay, so one of the biggest dissapointments of my childhood was watching the Transformers movie and realizing that Unicron --despite the name and all of my hopes and dreams--did not, in fact, transform into some big, ass-kicking, glittery unicorn. I may have been a tomboy, I may have been watching Transformers, but I still wanted my damn unicorn ( Read more... )

OH MAN, HOLY SHIT, YOU ARE THE COOLEST. NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I AM NOT LYING, NOT ONLY WAS THE WHOLE "BREAKING INTO MY ACCOUNT" THING TOTALLY SWEET, BUT CHANGING MY PASSWORD AND PERSONAL INFO SO I CAN'T GET IN AT ALL?? PRICELESS!!!! GENIUS!!!!! TOTALLY APPROPRIATE!!!!!Fuck. You ( Read more... )

I'm leaving right now, but I was playing around with the Haiku generator while waiting for Meg to pick me up, and got the BEST HAIKU EVER IN HISTORY EVER.

*Jade*

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Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Finals are next week, and I've been studying like uh...you know. One of those student-y people. Yeesh.

I'll be back this weekend...maybe Saturday? Be sure to give an update then.

*Jade*

Dad suckered me into babysitting....again. *calls upon a rain of fire and sulfur ( Read more... )

Note to Self: When transferring hot goulash* from a pan to a bowl, it is not a good idea to tip the pan completely upside-down, thinking that there will be no negative reprecussions ( Read more... )