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i found ten dollars on the way back from class. it was by the curb. it was dirty. dirty money.

sting was on letterman tonight. he sounded like shit. he looked like shit. wha' happen'? it looked like he got a sunburn, and then shaved his beard....beard tanlines! ahhhhhh!

friday, may 20th....abc...THE MUPPETS WIZARD OF OZ

Queen Latifah, Quentin Tarantino, Pepe the King Prawn

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fred meyer is hiring for the position of fred bear.

tis another wasted saturday night. spend the majority of the night trying to get a few weeks ahead in math class. so this maui stunt doesn't come back and kick me in my big fat ass. its now whiskey time, as my noodle is fried and well, its 3 am. good christ ( Read more... )

yeah....uh, when did sting adopt the homeless look? is this where fashion is going...hobos?

When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat,
I close my eyes for a big surprise the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch
I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch - the breasts they grown on trees
and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees
there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
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last night, the ladies and i went the alibi at 12:30. it was busy. there were seriously drunk people all over the place. some with microphones. we sat in the back, got a drink (except dana, cause she has a lil' bambino percolating). there was a couple right next to us that were terribly terribly intoxicated and sucking face. after some ( Read more... )