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aquashell133

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Jul 10, 2004 15:07

what is it with today?^i found these industrial-sized flyswatters at the grocery store and i pointed them out to my mom, and this black lady came up and said, "those things aint flyswatters, they kid swatters! they aint foolin anybody!" and then i turned the corner and she said to me, "see! my friend got one. shes gonna beat her kid!" my mom called ( Read more... )

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snootie July 10 2004, 13:37:17 UTC

the only good thing about the shrek coloured m&ms, is that they're slightly bigger.

aquashell133 July 10 2004, 15:17:40 UTC

mine were mini, so they still have a lame factor.

table40ne July 10 2004, 14:11:15 UTC

every single one of those scenearios could easily be turned into an amazing episode of seinfeld. isnt it amazing how interesting life is?

aquashell133 July 10 2004, 15:17:54 UTC

oh, it is.

silkweed July 10 2004, 20:05:22 UTC

shrek has a scottish accent. He reminds me of the drunkard on the scottish railroads from cardross to glasgow, who threw a brick at the train window once and promptly ran faster than I've ever seen a 70+ year old run. xo

LATE beyonka411 July 12 2004, 21:09:31 UTC

L8 I kno BUT man it took me from like the 10th to read all that! Errin, chica I luv ya that was soo funni and if u think that is spaztic Sat u don't wanna be around my house on WEIRD Wednesday! Man y can't I have NORMAL parents! LOL!... we gotta hang girlie.. yea and ADD me to ur friends!
-signed a girl w/ a WEIRD FAMILY-
<3 Binx