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what is it with today?^i found these industrial-sized flyswatters at the grocery store and i pointed them out to my mom, and this black lady came up and said, "those things aint flyswatters, they kid swatters! they aint foolin anybody!" and then i turned the corner and she said to me, "see! my friend got one. shes gonna beat her kid!" my mom called ( Read more... )

lately ive been so busy, and i dont have the time to be a livejournal bum as much as id like to. work is from 830 to 430, which requirements include two showers a day, a peanut butter sandwich, and alot of tollerance to flutter and hop around with little four year old girls decked-out in pink ensambles. when im not working, i go out everynight to ( Read more... )

i am so incredibly happy to be home!

i could go on and on about my week away, but im too exhausted because i dont have time to sleep anymore. but i will say this:

dane cook: i was washing a dish in the kitchen, and i came out. oh? you were in your basement? you were in your living room? i was washing a dish! i was really cleaning it!

why does eljay all of a sudden suck.

i wont be able to update for about a week, because im leaving and i wont be coming back until about...uh, sunday. miss me.

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happy daddys day ( Read more... )

some adventures from this week thus far:+kiddie playland with sprinklers and a camera ( Read more... )

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