whistle while you work?

[aqueousoulution]

I go into work, and there are these really pretty glass dildoes floating over my head as I ring everyone up... I can't help but enjoy this job,even though it's quite boring at times.

I am a cd burnin mofo now, look, I'm catching up with the times, bitches!

I am still in love with Nicole Ritchie. I can't help it.

Comments

[prettyfool]

ahahah but this job is so perfect for you!

[dj_fuzzie]

i like nicole after she stopped being a skank but before she turned into a skeleton.

[aqueousoulution]

yeah, that crazy bitch DOES need to eat a hamburger or 12...

[dj_fuzzie]

fuck the hamburger, bitch needs to eat the whole damn cow. fucking skeleton ass bitch motherfuckering shit bitch ass bitch. for real. needed to cuss a bit...you fucking fuck fuck mother fuck.

[coffeeroxmysox]

i used to be in love with her too, but now I'm totally team paris.

[aqueousoulution]

Paris Hilton sucks herpes balls and takes doo doo dick in her ass. I hate her. Basically, she sucks.