I believe I need to stop freaking out every time I take a test, so that I can actually pass it ( Read more... )

This week is over. Yay ( Read more... )

I have had a string of 60s and 70s music stuck in my head all week long. I figure that this is a simple and ineffective coping mechanism for my father's deteriorating health condition, and hope that this useless shit gets out of my brain soon. I don't want to be humming White Rabbit at my dad's funeral or anything, even though he would probably ( Read more... )

Survey addict, dildo extraordinaire, loving friend, fading memory

I go into work, and there are these really pretty glass dildoes floating over my head as I ring everyone up... I can't help but enjoy this job,even though it's quite boring at times.

I am a cd burnin mofo now, look, I'm catching up with the times, bitches!

I am still in love with Nicole Ritchie. I can't help it.

Anchorman will be forever priceless in my eyes.

I take my hat off to you, Will Ferrell, times infinity.

I have narrowed my halloween costume selection down to two possibilities: candy striper or queen of spades.

I suppose I shall simply buy both.

i sold a man eighty dollars worth of handcuffs.

i learned today that a don't ask, don't tell policy is imperitive in the porn industry.

except of course when it comes to STDs.

ew.

It's been a very long time since I logged on to this thing... I have a new car, I go to AUM, and I am employed at Love Stuff on Atlanta Highway, which dwarfs the store on Woodmere by a long shit. Hahahaha, I meant to type "shot" but we all know how life can be sometimes ( Read more... )

Tomorrow makes it twenty years on this earth in the land of festering hate that is Montgomery, AL. I congratulate myself on behalf of you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME ( Read more... )

I didn't know what the word "no" meant, so I kept getting everything I demanded, because I was a spoiled little bitch.

Now that the world is round, I've learned a few lessons in humility and I feel much better about myself. So at least there's that.