Today, I interviewed a woman who is terminally ill. "So," I tried to delicately ask, "What is it like to wake up every morning and know that you are dying?" "Well," she responded, "What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend that you are not?" MMT

Today, as soon as my 5-year-old baby brother came into my room, I yelled at him to get out ( Read more... )

(832): i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.

(732): and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening

(815): my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like"grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"

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