Work Stuff

[aradiablue]

Today I was in the baby room because the woman who usually works there had an emergency and there was only one person with 8 kids. The babies were easier to take care of than the toddlers are, because you can trick babies into being happy by smiling really big and saying "Smile [Baby's Name]!". Man, I wish I were a baby, then creepy dudes on the

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[akaidaitoryo]

You could just grow a penis. Then anyone helping you would be genuinely helpful, or at least probably weaker than you at our age. And creepy people who couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight aren't that scary.

[aradiablue]

To be fair I don't find those dudes to be scary, just jerks. They're not seriously attempting to pick me up and don't even touch me, it's just a jerk thing they do to make themselves feel sexually aggressive and powerful. Do you think a rubber dick will have the same effect as a real one? What if I keep it in my pants?

[akaidaitoryo]

As long as it creates a noticeable bulge, it should do a damn good job of keeping creepy guys away. Unless they're creepy guys who like transvestites.