I'm trying to decide which is more uncomfortable: the inevitable puss filled cycsts in my armpits if I shave, or sweating out the rest of the summer at work in long enough to hide the underarm bush shirts. Also, do I want to spend the money on buying a razor?

Because too many horrible things happened this week, let's see if I can rope anyone into being silly ( Read more... )

My neighbors have been harassing me for money and diapers. The first time they begged for money I decided to give it to them, but I told Mark that we would not give them more money if they didn't pay us back. I am still 10,000 HUF poorer, so I haven't given them any more money. Since Mark is away they have increased their harassment, to the point ( Read more... )

Things that will wake a sleeping baby:

The merest suggestion of parental nookie.
Being gently placed in a crib.
Being covered with soft, warm blankets.
A goodnight kiss.

Things that will not wake a sleeping baby:

Cats caterwauling.
The neighbor baby screaming.
Loud music.
Dishes clattering to the floor and breaking into tiny shards.
The vaccum.

Want to make housework even more fun? Do it with a 15 pound baby strapped to your chest! Bonus fun if baby tries to grab the broom handle.

I am in America. The airport, at least, totally sucks. Jet lag also sucks. I am hoping there are things that don't suck, but sadly peanut butter is not as good as I seem to remember. Kár.

If you want to hang out you can call my mom's house. If you don't have her number send me an e-mail.

It is expensive to get married ( Read more... )

I am probably getting married in August. It will take around 30 days for the paperwork to go through; so if I file it in July when my vacation starts it will be ready by August. I still don't know how much it costs to translate your vital documents though, so if it's a lot I will wait until my cat has been spayed to get the papers finished ( Read more... )

My laptop is on battery power right now. I just blew a fuse plugging in my vaccuum cleaner and can't figure out how to fix the problem. Now I am waiting for my man to get home and fix this electrical issue, which clearly my female brain cannot comprehend. How fucking Suzy homemaker can you get?

Sadly, my doorbell does not in fact sound like dolphins fucking. The internet tells me that dolphins mate underwater, where they make supersonic noise. Here is a sad face to represent my dismay and apologies ( Read more... )