Roaches check in but they don't check out.

[aradiablue]

I used to wonder why people with houses and apartments and other abodes liked to buy household things so much. Even my parents, who do not grasp the concepts of renovation or interior design, love to go to IKEA and buy industrial looking shelving units to put milk cartons full of old LPs on. Then I moved into an apartment where not only do I pay 1/

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[epouvante]

can you record your doorbell? i have not yet had the pleasure of listening to dolphins fuck.

[etain]

I totally want to hear this mythical noise. Even though dolphins fuck for fun, they say.

[golden_d]

They glued carpets to the walls? Really? Man. And that must be a ear-shattering doorbell.

(Oh, and...Happy birthday a month late!)

[aradiablue]

Happy birthday to you as well! Also happy end of the term, don't get too stressed out.