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[araeph]

Here is the PPC alternate ending to the Skylar James sporking.

*adopts a television announcer voice* Last time, on heave_hoSkylar finally got off the main street and into a back alley. It was dark and she could barely see. She, all of a sudden, got the feeling that someone was following her. She stopped dead in her tracks and just listened around her.

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[miss_swoon]

The young man knelt down beside her. His eyes locked with hers. "I am Isaiah. I have found you. And now, I am going to use you."

With that, he hauled her to her feet and shoved her in front of him. She acted like a shield. With her in front, Isaiah strolled down the streets of a pirate haven, at night, accompanied only by Mara. He would have run into quite a bit of trouble from pickpockets and murderers, but his "shield" took the brunt of all of the attacks directed at the party. He and Mara spent an evening sightseeing, wandering around near the docks and perusing the taverns, always keeping the Sue ahead of them. They enjoyed themselves thoroughly.

By contrast, the illustrious Skylar James was in rather bad shape by the end of the evening.*laughs out loud* Out of all the lines in that fic I think it was the one about this "Isaiah" finding Sue and "using" her that bugged me the most. You can just tell there's going to be a badly written attempted rape scene or something equally cliched or horrible later on. And, naturally, Jack

[wolfman09]

That was funny. Great job!

[yattara]

*snerk snerk snerk.*

Wonderful mission!

[nenya_kanadka]

Well done. :)

[bizarreoptimism]

Notoriety was a negative trait in Headquarters, where usually agents were famous for their psychoses rather than their heroics.

I love this. I also loved:

"Was that good enough? I don't do multiple exclamation points...sorry."

Lovely, lovely ending to a terrible, terrible fic. Bravo. :D