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An Ode to Cinderella Lane.
heave_ho: Oh, boy. We’ve strolled down that lane before, haven’t we, Araeph? So many Mary Sues have this stupid “Cinderella” complex-
Araeph: That’s her name.
heave_ho: Huh?
Araeph: Today’s Sue is named Cinderella Lane.
heave_ho: *nervously* Hah! Good one, Araeph. After Angelique Joliette, you wouldn’t be cruel enough to have another absurdly-named-
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Angelique Joliette
This is the kind of beautifully bad where even the smallest details are stupid. It’s layers on layers of badness, bad at the largest level and at the smallest. It’s like some great Mandelbrot fractal of bad.
-Wolfychan
Gather ’round, heave_ho crew, and listen to the tale of a Sue so beautifully bad that I could scarce go a paragraph without chuckling or gaping in ( Read more... ) -
Adult Suethor Week: Conclusions
*dusts off hands* Well, there you have it, guys. An entire week of mocking Suefics by adult Suethors. How’d that work out for all of you? I'd be interested in hearing if you think the fics were a lot better, a lot worse, or neither.
In my own personal opinion, I can’t wait to get back to picking on any old Suefic. However, this isn’t because the ( Read more... ) -
Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #7!
You might be wondering…did I save the worst for last?
But of course I did! What would be the point in ending with a whimper?
Title: The Captains Heart O apostrophe, where art thou?
Culprit: Joxie
Summary: When Harry met Will…… Or where there is a Will there’s a way…… HP/POTC crossover (Will/Harry) Anal, Angst, AU/AR, Bi, Crossover, Death, D ( Read more... ) -
Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #6!
TITLE: Bound by Blood
CULPRIT: JackSparrowsWench
SUMMARY: Story about a half sister Jack Sparrow never knew existed. Things will get good!! Inc Yes, heave_ho-ers, this Suethor is pulling a Morgan le Fay on us! Ye be warned.
Best Line: “Picture Kate Beckinsale in the role of Jack’s half sister.” No, actually, I’d prefer to have you WRITE the ( Read more... ) -
Her eyes, her eyes!
Many thanks for your support, guys. And now, for your reward: Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #5!
TITLE: Neither_Dead_nor_Living
CULPRIT: JrOeKnEeRe
SUMMARY: The Goddess of the sea, keeper of the Kraken, and daughter of Davy Jones. Uh…ever heard of overkill? Her name is Renee reborn . Reborn from what? She has never been allowed to leave her ( Read more... ) -
Announcement.
Hi, guys. Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors week has been put on hold. I found out Monday night that my uncle died suddenly in his sleep. If anyone would like to finish the week for me, that would be great. If not, it will resume next Monday ( Read more... ) -
Adult Suethor Week #4: Jack Sparrow, sexual predator and slave trader.
We-he-hell, I’ve been wondering when our first “putrescent” was going to crop up this week. Which fic would be so hopelessly below the average Suefic in writing or characterization that I would give it my worst verdict. Now I know, and as always, I wish I didn’t-but I just can’t look away from this shipwreck ( Read more... ) -
Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #3!
TITLE: Jacks_Daughter
CULPRIT: kana117
SUMMARY: Jack unknowingly gets Madeleine Montague pregnant.10 years latter Jack stumbles upon his 9 year old daughter Natalle and her three friends.
Best Line Heave Ho Mad Libs Fun: “Yes, Madeleine as you know I am one of the nine pirate lords and well I'm not getting in younger ____(noun)______ ( Read more... ) -
Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors #2!
TITLE: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4058721/1/The_Cruel_Mistress_Crew
CULPRIT: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1258761/Jenna_Cassie_Herdz
SUMMARY: Sequal to 'Captain Krystal Robyn'. When Krystal arrives at Tia Dalma's shack, she gets some bad and worse news. Then Jasmine gets kindapped. Now Krystal must cope with Jack's death, her sister helping in it ( Read more... )