Three men die and come before the gates of heaven.
Peter: I want you all to tell me how much money you made on Earth and what you did for a living.
Man 1: I made 200,000 dollars a year. I was a lawyer.
Peter: I see...
Man 2: I made 95,000 dollars a year. I was a doctor.
Peter: Hmmm.
Man 3: I made 8,000 dollars a year. I-
Peter: COOL! What instrument did
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