I think I might be the juvenile female version of the Dos Equis guy.

I say this because I'm increasingly discovering that all my experiences are not so much experiences as epic tales of adventure and intrigue. I tried to say something simply the other day. My friends ... know not to ask "why" to me. Ever. Because it will inevitably come with either ( Read more... )

Two articles are really killing me for different reasons today. There's this one: http://www.newsweek.com/2011/04/17/dead-suit-walking.html and this one: http:// ( Read more... )

Evidently a friend of a friend has leukemia and needs bone marrow. I'm considering donating. But ... several things ... bone marrow stem cell stuff is ... something I largely don't understand. I know enough not to be scared of it, but that's about it. And I do know that it's one of the most involved and painful nonsurgical donations out there. It ( Read more... )

My dress isn't as bad as I thought. In fact, it's kinda hot. You know you're cute when the little kids wanna be like you. I also caused a guy to get hit in the head by a soccer ball. I do not even remotely regret this ( Read more... )

Some days are just weird. I was really stressed out yesterday. Happens when you are out of the house either working or volunteering for all but ten hours for every twenty-four. I came home to find that the cats did not deign to poop in the litterbox. Needless to say I did the me version of flipping out. Evidently it includes calmly sitting down and ( Read more... )

There are certain things in this life ... usually found in entertainment or guys who profess their undying love to me ... that make you think drugs were involved. Like ... Monty Python. I'm pretty sure very little of that happened sober. I'm also pretty sure the same applies for most music videos. Well, let me redact that statement. Most music ( Read more... )

Someday someone will ask me if I am an atheist. And I will say "no." Then they will ask me "why?" and I will respond with one and only one word. "Tomatoes ( Read more... )

Evidently this guy from Arizona thought it would be funny to get on the floor of Congress and lie his lying ass off. Because he is a liar. I guess I should have expected this on several fronts. 1. Politicians lie. 2. Statistics lie. 3. Arizona sucks. 4. No-one who doesn't get laid frequently or actually is a woman thinks that any woman should be ( Read more... )

Gentlemen! Check this pic: http://th01.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/i/2008/327/9/e/Cinema_Bizarre_Live_7_by_FreakyLeo.jpg This is "Yu" from the German glam rock band Cinema Bizarre. Unless you look at least this good with your shirt ( Read more... )

Soooo ... just because it could be worse doesn't mean I shouldn't complain. If you were robbed at gunpoint and then shot in the knee would you decide not to report it because the guy didn't kill you? It could be worse you know ( Read more... )