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I am plagued by feelings of inadequecy. Fortunately, I'm also on a diet so I can attribute any emotional problems I'm having to lack of noms. And it's natural to be a little nervous before a big ... thing. And I have several big ... things on my plate right now. Basically, everything that could have gone wrong has. Except I'm not dead yet and for ( Read more... )

I'm sure someone's gonna be all bent out of shape for me saying this but it cracked me up. A friend of mine posted an article about a scientific study and this guy I have unfortunately belatedly determined to be an idiot immediately piped up. Normally it pisses me off that he exists, but this was hilarious because ... it was so easy to contradict ( Read more... )

A long time ago after I had foolishly demonstrated martial arts (they wanted the one girl they had out in front to prove they were diverse) this guy came up to me and tried to impress me by telling me he was a ninja. The guy was FAT. I'm not talking about a little uncomfortable in tight jeans I'm talking full on waddle and gasping for breath ( Read more... )

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I'm good at cooking. I suck at cleaning. Unless you're talking about teensy tiny millennium old artifacts and bone fragments. Then I'm awesome. But the point is ... I get really irritated that cleaning products are marketed almost exclusively to women. I'm a woman, and I hate cleaning. I'm so bad at it I will trick other people into cleaning for me ( Read more... )

I'm in a rather unexpected position. I have to lose weight for these dance performances because ... well I was already okay in the weight department but dancers are dangerously skinny. Even tango dancers are a little bit sunken in and ribby. I don't want to be the fattest chick on stage. So I thought that if I just ate my own cooking I would lose ( Read more... )

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She's beautiful, isn't she? Even if you don't think she's hot you have to admire her being able to say to her father who beat her up for being what she was "I love you."

This is why people who call people like her "it" are ( Read more... )

This is something I've been fighting for a long time, but ... I gotta recognize. According to Avenue Q we're all a little bit racist. According to an off-Broadway spoof of Avenue Q, we are also all a little bit Jewish. My problem is with the former. Most unfortunately. Because I don't like being a dick. But I am. And I'm not talking about my ( Read more... )

I hate that things aren't fair. I hate that the same rules do not in fact, apply to white guys as to everyone else. I hate that I have to explain this repeatedly and that certain people excuse it with "that's just the way things are," or "stop complaining." No. I won't stop complaining. Would you buy a broken down car at an expensive price? I will ( Read more... )