If New Yorkers Ran Disney, We'd Have Classic Films Like Beauty and the Bestiality ( Read more... )

Reading XKCD I noticed something written at the bottom of this page. This is what it says ( Read more... )

HEY HUDSONERS ( Read more... )

Who here watches American Idol? Who remembers a contestant named Constantine? I met his mother tonight. Well, and his father. And sister ( Read more... )

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MONDAY ( Read more... )

So mom took a look at my throat today. I had been sick, but am feeling much better. But mom, being mom, wanted to look at my throat. Now before I go on I feel that I should tell you that I've had a little issue with my throat ever since I was a wee one. I used to get strep throat. A lot. "One more time and we're going to take those tonsils out." ( Read more... )

"Here is a lesson in creative writing.

First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely noting. All they do is show you've been to college."

-Kurt Vonnegut

So I know I haven't written anything in a while. A hectic life makes finding time to write difficult ( Read more... )

A five hour break between classes every week is a good time to get work done. But it is also well equipped for putting off work until an hour before class, writing the worst peper ever, and getting an A anyway.

I have to pee and I'm all alone. John gets out of class in two hours. I have 41% battery left. Oh foo.