Jul 09, 2005 14:32
I find myself tied to a tree by one Faramir son of Denethor. Who would've guessed?? Ah life.
*sighs; flexes hands a little*
Hang on...*flexes hands a little more; smiles broadly*
Faramir apparently didn't pay much attention during Knot Tying 101 class.
*strains against the ropes; breaks free of bonds* Buh bye!
*bolts*
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I've got two rabbits!! One for my GUY.. and one for ME!!
*brings scooter to a halt.*
He didn't seem very enthuiastic about our budding relationship. Tho.. I must say he doesn't seem all that sad not to be with the short dude. Hobbits! I remember the ones I met Ithilien.
*ponders*
Tho.. those Hobbits were really quite.... special.
*starts scooter again*
Ah, well. Back to camp to cook my handsome Gondorian some rabbit stew.
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*runs in another direction, fists pumping, anything to get away from that jerk Faramir*
*more running, more looking back over his shoulder, more running, less paying attention to where he is--*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *takes a header over a cliff*
*falls, falls more, falls really far*
*hits ground; lays there unconscious*
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*looks around*
*sits on a rock and thinks*
GONE!! DAMN! I KNEW I should have paid more attention when Boromir taught me how to tie knots.
I'll find him. I WILL find him! *grabs Gondorian flashlight.. and kicks scooter to life*
Just keep looking, just keep looking...
*peers into the distance... then suddenly stops*
Ooopsie. Almost went over this cliff... *thinks*
Oh, by the freaking sons of Melkor I am SO fucking dead!
*calls out* ARATHORN!!
*peers into the darkness below, then climbs off scooter.. *
I've got to climb down there.
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*looks up to see Faramir's face shining palely against the darkness*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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