*Flies out of anger management class and hops on my scooter*Damned anger management class with their damned 'Say No To Anger ( Read more... )

OOC: Guess what?? New mun in town!

*waves*

I'm just sayin'.

Sauron and Goldberry are getting married!!

I just heard about this because my mun forgot she had me and forgot about MESPT but it was bought to her attention, thankfully.I guess it's safe now to say I have naked pictures of them both in my underwear drawer, that they are both really hot, and it's a pity I never got it on with Goldberry - unless I ( Read more... )

SOMEONE STOP THAT RING.

Why does it have powers?!

I don't know because I've been filling a giant room with melted chocolate and swimming in it for the past three days.... weeks.. tomorrow I am going to swim in money...

Someone turn my wife back.

I have been in Plastic Town. Plastic Town is Paradise. It is Perfection. Yes, with capitals ( Read more... )

((OOC: Yet another new mun writing. Have not decided what to do with this puppet. He resists my every attempt to pin him down to a personality. Just know that he is not dead. Not dead at all.

Maybe it's time to take him on a little journey...))

( you are not interested )

And I am sleeping under Sixelix's helmet while he and Threeterix do things my mun's childhood memories are screaming in horror at.

It's quite warm in here.

Um.

ANGST.I might do some angsting myself, later. If I can get this fucking fetus off my head ( Read more... )

... do I have a giant fetus growing out of my head?Lothiriel said: "besides it might be a reincarnation of Eowyn, and do we really want that? Particularly an Eowyn whose corporeal origins are those of a pimple ( Read more... )