So.

[faramir]

I have been in Plastic Town. Plastic Town is Paradise. It is Perfection. Yes, with capitals

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[ladyeowyn]

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Um.

Hello, Faramir.

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HI HI I MISSED YOU HI HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU OKAY HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING YOUR MILK I WAS WORRIED I HOPE ME BEING DEAD DID NOT UPSET YOU.

[faramir]

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Er.

Hello, Eowyn.

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I HAVE BEEN BUT THERE WAS NO ONE TO HEAT IT UP OR PUT SUGAR IN IT FOR ME AND I RAN OUT OF COOKIES AND I MISSED YOU AND IS THERE A WAR AND AM I STILL QUEEN AND IT WAS EXTREMELY TRAUMATISING ESPECIALLY WHEN LOTHIRIEL SAID YOU WERE THE FETUS THAT BABY!FRODO GRAFTED ONTO MY HEAD AND THEN YOU WERE A SCARECROW BUT IT'S OK NOW i love you.

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[ladyeowyn]

OH MY GOD HERE HERE HAVE SOME COOKIES THE WAR IS OVER AND YES YOU ARE STILL QUEEN I AM SORRY I WAS A SCARECROW BUT I COULD NOT HELP IT BECAUSE I WAS DEAD YOU SEE AND I AM SORRY ABOUT ME AND ELPHIR BUT IT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME OKAY THAT ONE TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES BUT I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND ARWEN AND FEANOR AND EVERYONE ELSE SO IT WILL BE OK I GUESS i love you also.

[faramir]

... isn't Elphir your cousin? Or my cousin? Or someone's cousin?

It doesn't matter.

Let's go conceive a child but not because we will use contraception.

And I can't believe I just said that.

Yay! The Pansy Coucil is no longer leaderless!

[bbolger_baggins]

The Prince of Pansies reclaims his throne! Yes!!!! Welcome back, Farry!

i was here, just frolicking with my plastic friends

[faramir]

Thank you, Bingo :)

Re: i was here, just frolicking with my plastic friends

[bbolger_baggins]

It's good to have plastic friends, especially when yo . . . nevermind! Good to see you back here! *hugs*

[beregond]

Welcome back.

[faramir]

Thank you :)

[frodogamgee]

Well. I'm having dinner in Gondor with one Éowyn, if you're not picky.
But the other is, um, somewhere else I guess.

FRODO GAMGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[faramir]

... my one?