The Mun, curse her evil, lazy name, did take me to see Return of the King. Guess who the King is ( Read more... )

A typical conversation:

Someone: Update Eowyn

Mun: Why?

Someone: She makes my heart sing with joy.

Mun: Oh, well, maybe. I'll go do that right now.

Someone: Wow, really? For me? That's so awesome! I have no idea why everyone calls you the laziest mun on earth.

Mun: zzzzzzzzzzi'lldoitnextweekzzzzzzzzzz ( Read more... )

Things looking up! Have apparently been appointed Secretary General In Charge Of Cavalry-Type Things of Gondor. Essential position, as most Gondorians can't tell an equine from their elbow and tend to shout, "Look at all the pretty ponies!" at charging stallions. King Brother-poo astutely noted that this position is much like being king of Rohan ( Read more... )

The Life of Eowyn Since June 2nd, The Date of Her Last Post, By the Way ( Read more... )

*eyes carnage, etc*

Long live Mother Rohan?

Bloody Gondor. I've not even been here for a full day and already some unseasonable hailing phenomenon has started.

Anyway, there's some sort of war going on. Ahahaha. I didn't start it! I deserve hearty congratulations, I think.

:)

Oh look, a letter.

Dear Lady Eowyn, Princess of Ithilien and Former King of Mother Rohan and Associated ( Read more... )

Hellooooo, Gondor! I'm back!

...hey, guys? What's going on?

Just popping in to tell my mother, wherever she is, that I love her. She's had a real, um, impact on my personality, that's for sure ( Read more... )

*discreetly sends Eomer his old water wings*

Please remember, brother mine: please please NO repeating the 'canonball incident.' I'm told Hama still twitches at the sight of water. I know I still twitch whenever I see smiley-face boxers go flying through the air, though I'm not at liberty to say when or why I've seen such a thing. Be careful, ( Read more... )

Back in Rohan, back in Rohan! Yay! Gondor is very boring (when you don't leave your room for fear of tripping over italics). MOTHER ROHAN! How I missed the smell of fresh horse leavings. Reminds me of my brother ( Read more... )