It seemed excessive at the time, but I don't think I've put in enough time having sex with elves yet. I don't even have ONE soulbond, dammit.

One of the best parts about living in Minas Tirith is that not much is expected of me. I engage in very little angst and don't really do anything too dramatic, which makes slipping under everyone's collective radar rather simple. In Rohan, despite my abdication, I remained a bit of a public figure. Here (unless someone is related to me, has had ( Read more... )

I promised him once, long before I knew what he would do, that I would weep at his passing.

I will try to work up a tear now for the death of Elphir, one hell of a lay.

Byeee.

[If you want Bob the Lawyersock's number once you reach Mandos, Hama knows how to reach me. You were sentenced to die by hanging, after all. :)]

It's so nice, how nothing ever happens in Minas Tirith!

:) :) :)

*half asleep in bed ( Read more... )

Um, so, here I am in Eogond! Lovely. Soggy fields, amusing street urchins, Death to the Rohan Opressors posters everywhere you look... Except for the lack of grass, horses, and outdoor toilets, I feel right at home ( Read more... )

Lo! For I, Eowyn, the White Lady of Rohan, etc, Princess of Ithilien, etc, Former King of the Mark, etc, have very attractive new icons. Big hugs (and other unmentionable things) to Chris and Kielle, who made such smoking hotness possible ( Read more... )

So I thought I'd apply to be Eomer's nanny in Eogond, just for larks, really. Someone in the new ruling triumverate of Rohan seems to have cut off my royal allowance (likely diverted into the drain cleaner fund) and I could use some cash for slinky underwear supporting my husband and buying him new lute strings. Also, I like young children. Of ( Read more... )

The basic rules of kinging in Rohan:

1. An intelligent and benevolent king would outlaw horse-man relations. A king not wishing to meet the Rohan equivalent of the guillotine (Erkenbrand and a dull carving knife) in the long run would probably not do so. The people <3 their horsies ( Read more... )

You know, I was thinking the other day, and I realized... you guys all thought I was kind of bloodthirsty and so on.

I never really killed anybody! I mostly got mad and waved a sword around.

I did kill Daddy once, though. But I had a good reason.

I wasn't so much violent as I was not violent in a dynamic way.