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[faramir]

Sauron and Goldberry are getting married!!

I just heard about this because my mun forgot she had me and forgot about MESPT but it was bought to her attention, thankfully.I guess it's safe now to say I have naked pictures of them both in my underwear drawer, that they are both really hot, and it's a pity I never got it on with Goldberry - unless I

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[riverdaughter]

::GLOMP!:: YOU!! THANK YOU. HI. :D You'll have to play your song at the wedding, hehehe.

I miss you!! Aww, remember when we used to fight constantly and really nastily, and then before that when you would hit on me and ask me if I was "tired of the dead man yet" and it would annoy your brother so much, because he wasn't really dead he was brought back to life when Tom sneezed on his grave and stuff, and then your affair with Sauron that had nothing to do with me back then, but I was amused and who would've thought that I would be marrying him seven months later, I mean we barely spoke, until he killed me of course, and then we built him that body in Elladan's lab and I made the face and he kidnapped you a lot later, and there were trackers and trumpets and helmets and your songs and OH GOD THE SONS OF GONDOR!!! AAAHHHHH I'M HAVING A NOSTALGIA FIT I NEED 12 OZ. OF EVIAN AND A SEMI-ANIMATE BAG OF DORITOS, STAT!!!!

[faramir]

You can glomp a little closer and nakeder, next time ;) And I didn't just say that, if Eowyn is around.

Oh, I'll play it! I will play it incessantly for the next three weeks until someone kills me :)

I missed you too. Yes, I remember that, and that, and that, yes! Who would've thought! Ahahaha! Dammit. and that - I could never forget that - and those, and thoes, and those, and THOSE...!

*gives you aforementioned goods*

Would he like to borrow my suit for the wedding?

[ladyeowyn]

I heard that. But it is okay. :)

I CAN'T BELIEVE SAURON AND GOLDBERRY ARE GETTING MARRIED. Remember when Sauron kidnapped you that one time and I had a psychological meltdown and got shock therapy and everyone got upset at you even though it wasn't YOUR fault that you were kidnapped and Isildur tried to save you but Sauron caught herhim and sent him to Elladan and he turned him into a postage stamp until the Ghost of Elendil came along and turned him into an Italian temptress?

Good times. Good times.

I'm, um, sure Sauron doesn't want your suit, honey bunches of oats. Why don't you wear it when you sing your song? (I cannot believe I just said that.)

On a side note, whatever happened to our daughter?

[yanou]

Hey , you`re not Faramir !!!! Why did you take so nice character for playing your stupid game ????????