I didn't think it got any emptier

[arby]

Why did God only give me 3 hours of sleep last night? I know I don't work today so for all accounts and purposes I shouldn't be awake right now. Is there something I'm supposed to do today? Cure cancer? Blow up an asteroid on a collision course for Earth? Proclaim myself a prophet and preach "the good word"? I don't know. Give me another

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[jonusx]

This is God speaking thru Ted Mallison:

Steve, you must frag Eclipso.

That is all.

Dear God

[arby]

The task you have given me is nigh on impossible. Eclipso's extended title is "Eclipso, the Unfraggable". Despite the danger, I shall do my best to carry out the task I have been given in hopes that should I return victorious, I will be rewarded with a bevy of "hot babes".